At Scary Sextoy Friday , blogmaster Molly Mounds catalogs the most abominable toy in sexdom , from Cthulhu - like genitals to prosthetic sexual practice organs that resemble Kuato from Total Recall . Extremely NSFW ( and credibly not safe for anyone ) .

Scary Sextoy Friday drag up the sex toy industry ’s most bloodcurdling devices , many of which are penises grafted onto bodiless arm . These products are presumptively marketed towards The Human Centipede demographic . Here ’s the blog ’s raison d’être from Molly herself :

Molly Mounds is a writer , editor , and online carbon black drug dealer in the heart of Silicon Valley . She encounter many terrific sextoys on a daily basis , and chronicle them here , for your joy , discouragement and horror .

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What you are about to see is design to produce sexual gratification — let that marinate for a sec . Also , I did n’t even post the worst of the speculative ( i.e. , Cockula and the horrifying phallus - vagina - boob - all - in - one animal ) . This is just the tip of the Terror Iceberg .

Henry the Etsy Dildo .

Some Alien dildo ( there are also Predator and Pred - alien models ) .

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The Easter Island butt plug . There is apparently a market for this .

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