Hairless Villains Want To Change History

Who are the bad hombre in the new Star Trek motion-picture show , and what do they have against hairsbreadth ? Fansite TrekMovie.com has been invest together the clues and they ’ve derive up with what they palpate is a convincing explanation of what alien race is about to make a comeback , what they ’ll face like , and what their evil masterplan is for Captain Kirk and the spaceship Enterprise . Potential looter bristle under the jump .

According to the site , the new movie will center around a Romulan plot to travel back in time and switch history … somehow :

Back in February we report that a local traffic news eggbeater flew over a large rusty object which was being shoot in a parking lot around Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles ( we later report that JFX fix some blastoff of John Cho and a bald actor at that location ) . Initial hypothesis was that this object was some variety of ship , and the denuded actor was a Klingon . However , TrekMovie.com has see the physical object is actually a ‘ drilling rig ’ being used by the Romulans and that it is related to an attempt to destroy a planet . The practical locating is just part of the larger trailer truck that will mostly be done in CGI by ILM . the bald role player is , of class , a Romulan who Sulu ( Cho ) fights . Although he was n’t seen by the paparazzo , plainly Kirk ( Chris Pine ) will also be in that scene , but not part of the fight .

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And that ’s not the only thing that ’s give way to be changed this sentence around :

When Eric Bana show up on the Tonight Show with a shaved head teacher the same calendar week he was to start shoot for Star Trek people took bill . But TrekMovie.com has learned that it is n’t just Bana who has gone Kojak . According to sources tightlipped to the production , all actors play Romulans , including Collins and even backdrop performers , were required to knock off their heads . TrekMovie.com has been told that the rationality the Romulans are barefaced was at least part to help differentiate them from the Vulcans . It has also been confirmed that the Romulans in the new Star Trek do NOT have the extra forehead ridges seen in the TNG earned run average ( both on film and TV ) .

Look , I can go with losing excess forehead ridges – those and olfactory organ attachments seemed to be the lazy shorthand for “ exotic race ” in recent Trek , after all – but what ’s with make all the bad guys barefaced ? You just lie with that all of the Star Fleet heroes will have luscious full heads of haircloth , and I for one am not going to stand up for this dogmatism against the follicly challenged anymore . Just because we do n’t need to use shampoo does n’t make us wickedness , Mr. “ JJ ” Abrams . How dare you make such a paragon of patience and union as Gene Rodenberry ’s dreaming into a vehicle for your light - sighted pro - hair agenda . You just waitress until Mother Nature trip up up with you . Then you ’ll see what it ’s like .

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